Beta giveaway has concluded!

Well! This has been a busy weekend, and I’m glad to say that all of the beta keys I was given have been sent to loving homes. I did a series of mini giveaways on twitter and facebook yesterday, and have just finished selecting the top 15 jokes of the entries I received for the joke contest!

I wound up with a couple hundred entries, so judging wasn’t exactly easy. I managed to narrow it down to the 15 punchlines that made me laugh the most, though 😉 So, here we go!

So, a sylvari and an asura walk into a bar…

So, a sylvari and an asura walk into a bar…and the bartender says “Where have you guys been? Everybody’s been looking for you. I haven’t seen you the past few weeks!?”
– Ravenmurder

So, a Sylvari and an Asura walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them, and says, “I’m guessing you’ll both need some Miracle Grow.”
-Alc

So, a sylvari and an asura walk into a bar…
The asura walks straight up to the barman and orders two glasses of dihydrogen oxide. The barman looks to the Sylvari for a translation. “Don’t mind her, asuras are show-offs and have to use fancy names for everything,” says the Sylvari, “we’d simply like two glasses of the source of all life, please.”
– Nemi

So, a sylvari and an asura walk into a bar…
The sylvari inquires as to the origins of the bar, and the asura curses the damned inscrutable location for the bar to have been built.
– Finnguala

So, a sylvari and an asura walk into a bar…
The sylvari was astonished, as it was her first time at a bar. The asura knowing the memories are shared amongst the sylvari, thought of an experiment. “What if i give this plant some alcohol?” And so, the next generation of sylvari are now in rehabiliation.
– Armageddon621

So, a sylvari and an asura walk into a bar…
Not really, the asura walked under it…
– CubanMM

So, a Sylvari and an Asura walk into a bar…The Sylvari looks at the Asura and says “Leaf me alone”. The Asura then turns to the Sylvari and says ”Give it a little time, I’ll grow on you!”
– Arjac

What did the sylvari say to the charr?

What did the sylvari say to the charr?
Nothing, the cat had his tongue
– DrFawx

What did the sylvari say to the charr?
The dreams tell me you like to scratched behind the ear.
– Magg

What did the sylvari say to the charr?
My bark is worse than your bite!
– Aeryxia

What happens when a norn challenges a sylvari to a drinking contest?

What happens when a norn challenges a sylvari to a drinking contest?
Wheat-rye’d to see what happens, but the sylvari could barley hold their liquor!
– Tamblyn Wilde

What happens when a norn challenges a sylvari to a drinking contest?
All the sylvari share a hangover.
– Xelloss

What happens when a norn challenges a sylvari to a drinking contest?
The Sylvari starts ordering Rootbeer.
-Ixillius

So what happens when a norn challenges a sylvari to a drinking contest?
They go neck and nectar.
– General Manchesthair

what happens when a norn challenges a Sylvari to a drinking contest?
She finds out the hard way why you don’t over-water plants.
– Trax

So, once again, thanks to all who entered, and congrats to the winners – I hope to see you all in game next weekend!